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Friday, June 21, 2013

Today's #flashfiction #AGuideToEvilLaughter

“Keep it simple.”
Rube Goldberg* #quote



Today I'm going to dinner with my family and such. It will be a scrumptious and fun time! Anyway onto the flash fiction!



A Guide To Evil Laughter


         Hello supervillains, mad scientists, demons and all evil doers world wide. It is I Doctor Annihilation, mega-supervillain renowned for my massive vile plots and innovative, impressive evil laughs. I'm addressing you to help you with your own evil laughs. It's something many villains need but often have a large amount of trouble with. And if you fail with your evil laugh then your ability to intimidate your foe or enjoy your schemes will diminish. And no villain will want that.
        One of the most important things to remember is that an evil laugh comes from the heart as much as it does from the lungs. Never try to copy someone else's laugh. You'll fail in creating a truly earnest, powerful laugh that is true and evil. It won't have your vileness unless it comes from you. Just put your own emotions into it.
       What I do is the same tricks that singers do when they want to make their voices boom through large halls. Use your diaphragm and every part of your throat and lungs. Sing the darkness and evil in your soul into a shaking hatred or twisted insanity or whatever source of villainy that drives you.
       So all in all my fellow evil doers: Put your whole body and mind into it and you will have the evil laughs that will echo through the night and chill the air, just like mine.

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