“Keep it
simple.”
Rube Goldberg* #quote
Today I'm going to dinner with my family and such. It will be a
scrumptious and fun time! Anyway onto the flash fiction!
A Guide To Evil Laughter
Hello supervillains, mad scientists, demons and all evil doers world
wide. It is I Doctor Annihilation, mega-supervillain renowned for my
massive vile plots and innovative, impressive evil laughs. I'm
addressing you to help you with your own evil laughs. It's something
many villains need but often have a large amount of trouble with. And
if you fail with your evil laugh then your ability to intimidate your
foe or enjoy your schemes will diminish. And no villain will want
that.
One of the most important things to remember is that an evil laugh
comes from the heart as much as it does from the lungs. Never try to
copy someone else's laugh. You'll fail in creating a truly earnest,
powerful laugh that is true and evil. It won't have your vileness
unless it comes from you. Just put your own emotions into it.
What I do is the same tricks that singers do when they want to make
their voices boom through large halls. Use your diaphragm and every
part of your throat and lungs. Sing the darkness and evil in your
soul into a shaking hatred or twisted insanity or whatever source of
villainy that drives you.
So all in all my fellow evil doers: Put your whole body and mind
into it and you will have the evil laughs that will echo through the
night and chill the air, just like mine.
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