“Youth is wasted on the young.”
Dorian Gray* #quote
Today I had a bit of a trip of nostalgia by reading some old web
comics I hadn't read in a long time. It's nice to revisit old times,
especially in the form of a story. Anyway onto the flash fiction!
Pirate Alphabet
Hey kiddos! Plunder the pirate here! And today we're going to sing
the all twenty six letters in the alphabet. Ooooohhhhhhh.....
The first letter is R and that stands for rounding up your
crew.
The second letter is R and that stands for running up and
down the deck of your ship.
The third letter is R and that stand for roughing up
disobedient crew members.
The fourth letter is R and that stands for rampaging through
port towns.
The fifth letter is R and that stands for readily pillaging
any city you please.
The sixth letter is R and that stands for rations on the open
seas.
The seventh letter is R and that stands for raunchy women in
taverns.
The eighth letter is R and that stands for refining your
swashbuckling skills.
The ninth letter is R and that stands for rethinking your
plan of attack.
The tenth letter is R and that stands for rats on board the
ship.
The eleventh letter is R and that stands for the rain in
terrifying storms on the open seas.
The twelfth letter is R and that stands for ransacking small
villages.
The thirteenth letter is R and that stands for regularly
making people walk the plank.
The fourteenth letter is R and that raiding enemy ships.
The fifteenth letter is R and that stands for ruthlessness in
leadership.
The sixteenth letter is R and that stands for rocks on the
shoreline.
The seventeenth letter is R and that stands for revenge on
all your enemies.
The eighteenth letter is R and that stands for rotting scurvy
victims.
The nineteenth letter is R and that stands for ransom paid in
full.
The twentieth letter is R and that stands for rum the best
drink for a pirate.
The twenty-first letter is R and that stands for the rumbles
of cannon fire.
The twenty-second letter is R and that stands for rafts for
when there are no worthy ships.
The twenty-third letter is R and that stands for rugged
pirate beards.
The twenty-fourth letter is R and that stands for royalty
taken for all they're worth.
The twenty-fifth letter is R and that stands for rowing the
boat through the ocean waters.
The twenty-sixth letter is R and that stands for rubies and
all the pirate treasure in the world!
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