“Turn that dang-fangled music down!”
Grease* #quote
Today Mom went shopping with my Aunt and gave me a game as a
surprise. How mega fun awesome of her. Having a video game in hand
will not influence the ability to pay attention to my book at all.
Anyway onto the flash fiction!
Guide To Keeping A Demon Pet
Keeping a demon pet is very simple you see. Anybody can have one.
You may think of all the terrible arch-demons that have taken down
cities. But truth is you can ask any old warlock to summon to you a
minor demon to keep as a pet.
It's a wonderful pet. Four legs and tail like a dog, small as
hamster, scales and fangs like a snake, spines like hedgehog, eyes
like a cat and can mimic you like a parrot. It's so many pets in one!
It's cheap to. It only takes paying the warlock a small fee and
offering up your most precious memory with your most treasured loved
one!
To take care of it is simple. Since it is bound to you by an unholy
curse pact it will follow commands easily and won't bite. But be
careful! It will attack anyone else on sight unless told otherwise.
Though to keep your curse pact with the creature you must give it one
ounce of your blood a year. Otherwise it will sleep on its own and
will “go” wherever you tell it and all you have to do is feed it
one live animal a day! (The animal must be alive so the demon may
absorb it's soul)
And there you have it. That's all you need to know to take care of
your demon pet. No need to have simple boring pets anymore. Oh, and
remember, bring your demon pet to a warlock to get it fixed! They
breed like rabbits.
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