“I have a fear of flying.”
Harry Potter* #quote
Today I traveled into an alternate universe where you didn't have to
use recording devices or channel surfing to find something good on
TV. It was beautiful. Anyway onto the flash fiction!
The Evil Overlord's Dating Profile
Hello ladies. It is I, Overlord Kararg, conqueror of worlds! I live
in a floating fortress as a rain terror upon the lands and am
self-employed as a tax and enslave the worlds I conquer.
What do I watch? I love horror movies to learn more ways to inspire
fear into the masses or superhero cartoons so I may study the common
moves of those heroes that may attempt to thwart my schemes. I listen
to death metal and classical music.
Six Things I Couldn't Do Without:
Dark Magic
My Cursed Armor
The Screams Of Children
The Portal To The Nightmare Dimension In My Bedroom
My Minions
My Evil Laugh
I also enjoy long walks on the beach(when I can club baby seals).
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