“I just flew here from Vegas and boy are my arms tired!”
Superman* #quote
Today I watched a funny video on the Internet. I bet you wished you
watched it. HA! Anyway onto the flash fiction!
Used Soul Exchange
Mr. Satan here Lord of Darkness and general unpleasantness here with
a great opportunity for you! Ever feel like your soul is holding you
back? Oh no! Don't go! This special offer isn't going to be one that
leaves you soulless. You don't need to worry about being either an
emotionless husk or doomed to the fires down here with me.
No, this is a soul exchange. A lucky offer for you! Some souls down
here in the firey pits just don't blend in well for one reason or
another, plus there are lots of souls in purgatory we got to
liquidate and move. Lots of people being born and dying in the mortal
world we on the other side want to move our assets. So we want to
melt some of those souls down combine them and stick them in your
body! And all you have to do is give us the soul you have now to make
room.
Side effects are minimal. Slight personality changes. Your mortal
self won't notice much at all though. Immortal self may have altered
destiny sometimes to the firey pits. But that's not your worry,
you'll have a new set of souls modified into a new one, maybe even
better. It's a win-win-win. So please sign in blood for this once is
a lifetime opportunity.
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